
Check out these luxury sex machines...
I've always thought sex machines were a bit of a waste of space. I mean who the hell has room in their semi for a gigantic leather thing with a dildo protruding from it? And what are you going to tell Nana when she pops over for her Sunday roast? I suppose you could always throw a tablecloth over it and pretend it's an exercise bike.
Lets take a look at the luxury end of the sex machine market. It's not just a dildo on a chair anymore; sex toys have come on leaps and bounds over the past few years, with people wanting more comfort and luxury from their sex sessions. This bad boy starts at £10,000.
Not for the faint hearted; this whipping bench is for the more seasoned fetish enthusiast and will set you back a whopping £12,000.
If you're really serious about BSDM then grab yourself this impressive piece of kit for a measly £30k. It's fully electronic and even comes with a metal pan so you can catch all the...erm...fluids.