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Women share their worst Tinder dating stories
Sometimes a Tinder date can be so bad, you just want to delete your account and never enter the dating circuit again. A few unlucky women took to Mumsnet recently to share their most horrifying dating stories and at the risk of sounding like an old fart, I'm so bloody glad Tinder wasn't a thing when I as dating. I might've ended up with stories like this...
- While arranging a third date he asked if he could stay at mine. Before I could say ‘no, wait until you’re invited’, he said that if he did stay he would have to have a strategic wank beforehand as he hadn’t had sex in a while. Needless to say there was no third date!
- Guy I’d been seeing a couple of weeks: ‘Do you mind if I brush your hair with my mum’s hairbrush?’ His mother had died twelve years prior to this.
- When he took his front teeth out and dropped them in a glass of water full of ‘bits’ on the bedside table.
- We were doing it doggy position but rather than thrusting in and out he kind of just rocked side to side.
- He told me he shaved his legs because he was a keen cyclist. Turned out it was because he liked to dress up in women’s clothes. Mine…
- He talked about his mum all the time. And he said ‘poo’ instead of shit.
- A man who stole the sugar sachets from the cafe we were having a coffee in. Filled his pockets. Me: What are you doing with the sugar? Him: Stealing it.
- The one who asked me out while we were sitting chatting. When I stood up he said, ‘Oh you’re taller than I thought. And not in a nice way’.
- When I texted to say we could meet in bar ‘Haha’ he replied with sweary text calling me all sorts as he assumed I was being funny. It was the name of a bar.
- The guy who, minutes into our first snog, asked me to hold his ‘love truncheon’. It was as if someone flicked a switch at that moment.
- He called my vagina a velvet purse…
- He told me he was in love with another woman – his mother – and I would have to ‘overcome’ her to prove myself to him.
- Man who after I finished with him kept posting single socks through my door…
- Man who after I finished with him kept posting single socks through my door…
- The first time we had sex and half way through thrusting he said ‘oh yeah baby, hear that juice’. That was the end right there!
Do you guys and gals have any crazy dating stories you'd like to share? I'd love to hear them.
Do you guys and gals have any crazy dating stories you'd like to share? I'd love to hear them.
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